I like pants which have big pockets, because otherwise my pants would look like a girl's and thanks to them my hands have a storage space when they're not doing anything or it's too cold outside unlike the girls' pockets, which are too small or too tight and are generally impractical which doesn't really matter because they generally have a workaround to store the things they want, they're called men. I on the other hand have to stuff my own wallet in my own pocket and that makes sitting not a very graceful act.
So i put my wallet in the office draw and lock it up every morning so that it doesn't find its way into anyone else's hands. I tried to do the same this morning and the wallet was already in it. I felt proud that i didn't bother about looking for it for an entire day and a bit frightened thinking if it were the christmas vacations, i would have had to eat coffee and flour for all three meals for a week!